Shower

Due to the Coronavirus, my gym closed for a while. 

Since I train in my office, I am able to take a shower before I teach. 

But now no. 

I was telling this to a young woman student. 
She told me not to worry as her apartment was close by and I could have a shower there. 
I asked from when could it be ok and she told me after she explains it to her boyfriend!

~Tim~

Training?

 Last night at the gym the guy next sent text by his media device twenty minutes for every thirty minutes that he trained.

He wasn't alone. There were two or three other guys like him.

My question is

' why do they come to the gym to text'?

~Tim~ 

Depressing

After training, I took a shower. Coming out of the shower soaking wet I noticed one of our senior members who was apparently near-sighted, wiping his nasty butt with MY towel!
When I complained of this he apologized and gave me back my wet towel. He then asked me to help him find his towel.
Dude, that depressing.

*soaking wet : びしょ濡れで
*near-sighted : 近視
*Dude : （米俗）呼び方（hey, dude. や驚いたときの感嘆詞

In the shower room.....

A female instructor in my gym told me that she saw a fight in the women's shower between two over 65 years old ladies. In the nude! 

God save me!